I wrote about the FA Cup final:
Another path to victory might be through Jack Grealish. In some cultures, there's this concept of continuous stew: where you start with a stew and just continuously add new ingredients as you ladle some stew out to eat. These stews can sometimes be cooking for upward of 50 years. The England winger paid homage to this tradition by seemingly dosing his body with adult beverages for nearly the entire summer after Manchester City won the treble last year. Perhaps his teammates saw how much fun he had and have opted to do the same this past week after the club won a record fourth Premier League title in a row.
Enjoy your (hopefully) long weekends, everybody.