No Grass in the Clouds

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No, Cristiano Ronaldo Is Not the New Elon Musk

No, Cristiano Ronaldo Is Not the New Elon Musk

Coke is gone, Bale is back, Belgium might be in trouble, and more!

Ryan O'Hanlon
Jun 18, 2021
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The stock market isn’t real, but it’s increasingly becoming more and more like the real world: influenced by memes and weirdos who make a lot of promises they can’t keep but still happen to have a lot of Twitter followers. Here’s how Bloomberg’s …

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