OK, Fine: What Would Happen if the USMNT Hired Jurgen Klopp?

I wrote about a thing that isn’t going to happen:

With no wins from his first three matches, some fans and commentators begin to wonder whether Klopp actually "gets" American soccer. Doesn't he know that we want to win every game that we play? Some fringe commentators and former USMNT players wonder aloud whether we really should've hired someone who never played for the team before.

Klopp is asked about these comments, and the news conference eventually has to be canceled because he can't control his laughter. Every time he attempts to speak, he starts to giggle even louder. "The Klopp Challenge" becomes a thing on TikTok as Zoomers everywhere try to figure out how to activate a sense of humor that unleashes a string of organic, unstoppable laughter that lasts for at least five minutes straight.

Happy Wednesday, sports fans.