What Did We Learn from the Champions League Group Stage?

Salzburg, I love you and you're not bringing me down

Another shorter one today. Regularly scheduled programming shall resume next week. I wrote an article for ESPN this week about what would happen if the Premier League had trades. (West Ham benched their goalkeeper after I wrote it!). Also, if you feel like giving the gift of No Grass in the Clouds to a loved one -- “friends” are “loved ones”, imo -- you…