Your European Soccer Crib Sheet, 5/3 Edition
Yeah yeah yeah. Lionel Messi is God. This sport is trash.
We’re changing things up this week. The three-part progressively-nerdier crib sheet is in the trash -- along with Liverpool’s Champions League hopes. Since there are four teams left in Europe’s top competition, we’re gonna do a section on each club: one takeaway for all of the semifinalists after the first leg. I’m considering renouncing this entire new…