Your European Soccer Crib Sheet, Surprise 3/14 Edition

How do you watch Cristiano Ronaldo? Plus, England's domination and comeback-attempts galore.

Early one this week! Wanted to get this to you before the quarter-final draw for the Champions League tomorrow. If you hate that decision, let me know! If you love it, cool! If you’re indifferent, that’s also cool! There’ll be lots of continuing CL preview coverage to come, and the draw is at 4 AM my time, but I’m planning on sending out a quick reactio…