I can’t find any pictures of Mauricio Pochettino or any Tottenham players in Tottenham gear riding a bike. There’s one of Harry Kane on a stationary, Peloton-type thing. And there’s another of Son Heung-min with a bowl cut riding something that isn’t a Schwinn, but he’s wearing a Hamburg jacket; that’s two teams ago. Dire stuff.

Look who had a bike in hi…