Your Soccer Crib Sheet, 1/17 Edition

Oh, Barca

Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola, who has no hair on his body below his neck, recently said this about Riyad Mahrez:

You see his legs it is impossible to be injured because he has no muscles.

If you were in the business of creating memes, there would be a lot of memes to which you could apply this text. Why don’t they just make the whole plane out of…