Your Soccer Crib Sheet, 7/5 Edition

The US Women! The US Men! Brazil! And ... Ayoze Perez?

Before we begin: an eternal shout-out to the forever-prematurely-bald, woulda-been-pirate-in-another-life-ass, southernmost paw of them all, Arjen Robben. The legendary winger retired yesterday. Go read Rory Smith’s piece from earlier this year for the deets on how Robben did what he did. And then check out these highlights: