Your Soccer Crib Sheet, 9/27 Edition

Barcelona baffle, Bologna beggar belief, Berhalter buys the wrong stock

Bayern Munich president Uli Hoeness seems like a pretty cool guy and definitely not someone who lies to people at the grocery store so he can cut them in line:

He reportedly said Bayern "will never accept a change of guard" in the national team's goal following the 3-0 Champions League win against Red Star last Wednesday.

When asked about Ter Stegen poten…