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I don't think there are many players, in the world, who can kick a ball harder with their left foot than Serge Gnabry and Leroy Sane. They'll, uh, be on the same team next season.

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WTFFFFFFFF

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Kicking a Soccer Ball Is Hard, Champions League Semifinal Edition, Version 3.0

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Bayern are gonna be tough to beat if teams keep missing breakaways against them.

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FT Update:

xG: 3.4 Bayern, Lyon 1.65

Shots (OT): 19 (8) Bayern, 9 (3) Lyon

Final-third passes: 87 Bayern, 52 Lyon

Penalty-area passes: 16 Bayern, Lyon 5

Outside of the first 15-20 minutes, that was not particularly close. Hopefully those two semis were penance paid for prime-time final. My early lean is toward PSG -- look at that xG number for Lyon -- but I'm gonna have to dig into it a bit more before giving my OFFICIAL prediction. Thanks for following along as always. We'll do it on Sunday, too. Also, if you're a premium subscriber, be sure to send in your questions for the next mailbag! See y'all soon.

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Not great from the Lyon midfield there; Aouar especially. But woof. What a goal.

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Truly elite tackle by Thiago Mendes. It's not easy to get your cleat caught on an opponent's shoulder blade.

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Coutinho Tatis Jr.

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Aug 19, 2020Liked by Ryan O'Hanlon

Lyon's first Ligue 1 Uber Eats (lol) match is in 9 days against Dijon

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HT Update:

xG: 2.81 Bayern, 1.01 Lyon

Shots (OT): Bayern 12 (6), Lyon 4 (0)

Final-third passes: Bayern 34, Lyon 23

Penalty-area passes: Bayern 8, Lyon 1

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Aug 19, 2020Liked by Ryan O'Hanlon

Serge Gnabry has entered the chat.

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Caqueret's hair is straight out of the 1930's. Love it.

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One more pre-game nugget, using Stats Perform's data:

-For Bayern against Barca, their possessions that led shots lasted on average for 10.4 seconds and 3.4 passes. For Lyon against City: 1.3 seconds and 0.6 passes.

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Aug 19, 2020Liked by Ryan O'Hanlon

Mueller, again reading the space to block that Goretzka shot

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I don't care who wins this match as long as the winner prevents the human rights abuser from winning the CL

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Aug 19, 2020Liked by Ryan O'Hanlon

and this team is adding sane next season, europe is fucked

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Aug 19, 2020Liked by Ryan O'Hanlon

Goretzka truthers hive stand up!!!

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Transitive property: Bayern Munich are three goals better than Lyon, who are two goals better than Manchester City, who are therefore one goal better than Barcelona.

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OK, since this half is a wash: Lyon creating a couple opportunities but Bayern effectively possessing in their own half and sucking the life out of the game. Given the score and the, I guess, "respect" being shown to them does this mean that Lyon are better than Barcelona?

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Who's your early pick in PSG-Bayern? And why? (And yes, let's hope this is a jinx.)

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"Bayern surely cannot lose from two goals up" is bold-talk from Peter Drury. It's like he 1) hasn't watched Bayern's defense, and 2) hasn't watched Champions League soccer over the past 10 years.

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Lyon still don't have a shot on target ...

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but can he do it on a wet, windy night at the Hawthorns?

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Goretzka hunting his own teammates is a fun new wrinkle

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I just moved from Chicago to Vancouver and Alphonso Davies is going to be my side piece to Christian Pulisic's main squeeze

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I feel with Muller he's teh type of guy who after training dutifully completes and submits the rest of his players taxes like Andy Dufresne in Shawshank Redemption.

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Good to see the City "miss a chance, give up a goal" disease is contagious

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I don't know if it's the frenzied Spanish commentary i'm listening to, but this is really fun.

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Are we all cheering for Bayern to set up the dream final or are we still cheering for the upset? Kind of annoyed we’re not watching City-Bayern right now.

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Remember, all you need to do is eat your dessert before your dinner and you too can be like Robert Lewandowski

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When's the next podcast coming out Ryan?

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shambolic defending

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still rooting for lyon though

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A friendly reminder that Gnabry was let go by Arsenal for peanuts

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Arjen Robben has entered the chat

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I just found out over Twitter that Davies's is dating Jordan Huitema who plays for PSG and will against Arsenal on Saturday

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Who's better Liverpool, Bayern or PSG? This may seem redundant being that Liverpool are out but there's a reason FIFA are creating the Club World Cup in China. Because these questions need to be answered with even more football.

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4 shots, 3 on target, 2 goals. Decent night.

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If we assume that their attacking forces are a wash, both the eye-test and the xGA suggest that PSG were a slightly better team defensively throught the year. So PSG should be a slight favorite.

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I think Lyon are pretty lucky that Lewy has decided to abstain from scoring this game.

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Surely Bayern will play much deeper in the final.

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can't wait for depay's bayern munich diss track after they lose

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Is Marco Verratti out of the final?

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Assuming Bayern see this out without much drama, how does everyone here feel about the one-leg v two leg approach? UEFA would never give up the TV revenue of the extra games but a part of me feels like they're more interesting and we got a bit lucky to have a few good quarterfinals to spice things up. Just feels like it'd be more fum if Lyon could nab an away goal

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i'm so scared of bayern in the final

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Looking forward and assuming Bayern sees this out:

How does Bayern tactically contain Mbappe/Neymar when PSG have the ball? Memphis/Ekambi are a problem, and I think that PSG's attack is quite a bit better.

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aouar 2nd half masterclass incoming

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at least goretzka still goretzkaing

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Appraently Alaba really wants go to Barcelona. Why?

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Lewa...missed...a clear chance?

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