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Ryan O'Hanlon's avatar

Every team should have to use David Luiz for a season.

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Nat Wyeth's avatar

That's incredible. It feels like we may have just seen his last PL game

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Ryan O'Hanlon's avatar

All right. Was nice for the PL to star back up, but that was not the smoothest return -- the first-ever hawkeye malfunction, multiple Arsenal injuries, the Garcia thing. Nothing new to report just yet: City are great, Arsenal are not, and David Luiz is our God. Love chatting with you all; thanks to everyone who hopped in. We'll do it again soon. Get well, Garcia.

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Ryan O'Hanlon's avatar

*start

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Marc F's avatar

thanks ryan!

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Ryan O'Hanlon's avatar

David Luiz immediately plays a 50-yard diagonal through ball with his first touch in three months. I love him.

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Hector's avatar

just texted an arse buddy - they're lucky that injury happened, no reason Luiz should've been on the bench.

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Ryan O'Hanlon's avatar

how, uh, is your buddy doing?

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Hector's avatar

Lol whoops!

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Ryan O'Hanlon's avatar

City have completely taken over since posted something about Arsenal's press. The curse continues.

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Ryan O'Hanlon's avatar

*since I

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Sam's avatar

appreciate your support

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Ryan O'Hanlon's avatar

First game: decisive technological error. Second game: A completely drama-less, multi-goal City win and multiple David Luiz hijinks. The Premier League is back baby!

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Ryan O'Hanlon's avatar

That is ... well ... congrats Sam!

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Sam's avatar

on to (illegally streaming) atletico!

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Ryan O'Hanlon's avatar

There's an assist for KDB (I think). Four more to break the record.

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Evan Jacoby's avatar

FPL gave it to him and then took it away. For whatever that's worth (nothing?)

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Ryan O'Hanlon's avatar

Yep, from what I'm seeing I don't think it's gonna count. Back to 5.

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Cameron's avatar

I'm sorry but human beings shouldn't be able to make passes like that, helped by the defender or not

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Ryan O'Hanlon's avatar

I ... don't hate the Arsenal lineup. Why not play the kids? When Ozil, Pepe, and Lacazette were playing, the team was still bad.

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Jesse Ziter's avatar

I was going to say Pepe *is* one of the kids, but apparently he's already 25. When did that happen?

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Ryan O'Hanlon's avatar

Halftime expected goals update from Stats Perform: 1.18 for City, 0.16 for Arsenal

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Jonah's avatar

good GOD

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James's avatar

That feels about right. I’m assuming that data isn’t typically public anywhere?

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Ryan O'Hanlon's avatar

I think InfoGOL publish their model on Twitter during games sometimes. You can buy the Total Football app, which has Opta xG data in it. And FBRef don't release game data until the next day typically.

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Ryan O'Hanlon's avatar

Something about Dani Ceballos wearing a "Black Lives Matter" strip on his jersey doesn't quite sit right. https://www.goal.com/brasilglobaltour/en-ca/news/4171/main/2017/06/28/36687752/who-is-dani-ceballos-the-controversial-madrid-target-who

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Rick Mahan's avatar

“Get out of the country Catalans”... isn’t that sort of their main objective?

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Ryan O'Hanlon's avatar

I guess this is sort of what you'd expect from two teams who haven't played in three months and have also had three months to game-plan for each other.

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Ryan O'Hanlon's avatar

With defending like that, Pablo Mari's gonna fit in just fine at Arsenal.

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Ryan O'Hanlon's avatar

Has anyone wagered on the outcome? We need someone to root for.

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Sam's avatar

Man city +1.5 (I’m back)

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Ryan O'Hanlon's avatar

LETS GOOOOOOOOO

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Sam's avatar

To be clear...I’ve been losing money betting on soccer (now on multiple leagues!) this whole time. Nicer weather and work have just been getting in way of what’s truly important...sharing my degenerate lifestyle with you all

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Mike's avatar

almost pulled the trigger on this too so i salute you

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Hector's avatar

in general, its been wise to go Road team or pass since soccer returned. In the bundesliga, blind betting road teams those first two weeks was particularly valuable. The pricing still appears to be weighing in homefield

with that said, left this bad boy alone.

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Josh B's avatar

I have wagered theoretical money on Luiz + Mustafi being hilarious today.

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Mike's avatar

as someone who frequently relies on hair styles to identify players on the field, i'm proposing that one of David Luiz and Matteo Guendouzi should have to cut their hair

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Marc F's avatar

anyone second screening the Coppa Italia? if La Liga this weekend had PS1 FIFA fake crowds, id say this is PS2 level fake crowds.

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Hector's avatar

just tuned in. what were the odds an Arse player would get injured in the first 10 min? had to be a -125 favorite right?

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Evan Jacoby's avatar

If that's Sane instead of Sterling (receiving the through-ball from De Bruyne on that counter attack), that's getting ripped one-time onto goal.

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Mike's avatar

15 minutes left for Sheffield U +135, let's go!

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Ryan O'Hanlon's avatar

Oh no. I turned away and missed what happened. Anyone able to give me a synopsis of what happened to Garcia?

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Ryan O'Hanlon's avatar

Eesh. I have been punched by my own keeper before and concussed, but never like that and never by Ederson. Let's hope he's all right. Damn.

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Jonathan's avatar

Leno played a long ball forward to Auba who was marked by Garcia. It bounced and Ederson ran out of the box to head it away and clotheslined Garcia.

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Sam's avatar

Ederson trucked him clearing a through ball on the edge of the area

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Patrick S's avatar

And also similar to when he attacked Mane's foot with his face a couple years back. There's a pattern of behavior here

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Ryan O'Hanlon's avatar

Any bright spots from Arsenal in the first hour? (Serious question.) What do you guys think?

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Patrick S's avatar

Luiz can't play in the next game?

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Ryan O'Hanlon's avatar

My only impression so far is that Arsenal are pressing relatively high, and it's been relatively effective.

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Patrick S's avatar

Seems like a strategy that makes sense when you've got five substitutions to burn. Using two within the first twenty minutes probably wasn't part of the plan, but...

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Charlie's avatar

It should be 2-0. Leno is the early MOTM

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Jeff Russell's avatar

That Sterling hit would have cleared the roof

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Charlie's avatar

David Luiz never disappoints. C'mon City!!!!

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Mike's avatar

Dortmund wyd

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Marc F's avatar

kieran tierney looking solid, as in, not causing massive disasters

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El Pibe's avatar

Didn't watch any of the arsenal/man city game. But it sounds like David Luiz had a good game....

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Hector's avatar

Have I mentioned how much I love David Luiz?

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Evan Jacoby's avatar

David LOLuiz

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Rick Mahan's avatar

KDB even plays his centerbacks into space

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Josh B's avatar

I stand by my take that Ederson has the worst tattoo in all of professional sports.

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Sam's avatar

you're not officially a brazilian / portuguese footballer w/o a neck tattoo though

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Josh B's avatar

Oh for sure but his is just egregious

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Max Willis's avatar

What was that farce with the goalie and the ball crossing the line. How do both goal line tech and VAR both fail in that situation? What is VAR for if not this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xowj6Qx78so

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Max Willis's avatar

Here's the actual incident if people missed it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhegCRmcFB0

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Swan's avatar

Same old Arsenal

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Jeff Russell's avatar

So can Arsenal say anything about this game other than don’t bring Luiz next time?

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Ryan O'Hanlon's avatar

Luckily the rules prevent them from bringing him even if they want to.

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Marc F's avatar

was that necessary by Ederson

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Jack Dawson's avatar

Is there any chance that sane gets a few minutes at the end of the game?

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Jack Dawson's avatar

Damn, horrible time to have to go pick up my car. Missed vintage David Luiz

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Ryan O'Hanlon's avatar

Might have been your last chance.

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Jack Dawson's avatar

If I learned anything in my time as a Chelsea fan, David Luiz will always find his way back

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Cesar's avatar

Chicago Fire’s David Luiz? LA Galaxy’s David Luiz? inter Miami?

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Jack Dawson's avatar

I don’t think I can handle the thought of him somehow finding his way into Columbus

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Cesar's avatar

I’m a Red Bull’s fan. I’ll pray for us both.

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Evan Jacoby's avatar

How does Pepe not even get in to this team with 5 subs?

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Ryan O'Hanlon's avatar

Definitely a pretty big disconnect between the front office and the new coach. Pepe was Sanllehi's big signing! (I don't think Pepe is particularly good, and it wasn't a smart signing, fwiw.)

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Josh B's avatar

Because of the money or because he isn't good enough?

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Marc F's avatar

woah, coppa italia on espn with some advanced stats. a chart with both teams' forwards "Received Pressure"

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Rhett's avatar

Weird moving stand graphics at the Coppa Italia

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Harrisen's avatar

I'd almost forgotten about city's penalty woes until I saw De Bruyne step up there

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Jcm's avatar

David Luiz is an international treasure

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Rhett's avatar

He’s just trying to bring us back to the good times. The world may change, but David Luis stays the same

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Rhett's avatar

Tom Hanks supports Villa?

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Jeff Russell's avatar

City seemed to have figured Arsenal out that las 20. Interesting to see how Arteta responds

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Jonah's avatar

with better players? in several years?

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Jeff Russell's avatar

Ah, so 3-0 you’re saying?

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Adam Mullins-Khatib's avatar

I've missed you David Luiz.

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Jonah's avatar

Under late Wenger we (Arsenal) had no idea what to do without the ball. Now we look decent without the ball but don't have too many ideas what to do with it. Progress??? Whatever, at least Emery is gone.

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Ryan O'Hanlon's avatar

Problem is: the latter is way easier to coach than the former.

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Charlie's avatar

Just a matter of time before City converts. Possession has to be 70-30, right?

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Ryan O'Hanlon's avatar

65-35

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stephen's avatar

i know sunk cost is a thing, but it's crazy pepe isnt starting this match

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Ryan O'Hanlon's avatar

Respect to Arteta for making that call. But also: we don't know exactly how fit everyone is.

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Patrick McCracken's avatar

Saka v Mendy should be really fun to watch

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Ryan O'Hanlon's avatar

Is this a comment on the fact that it has not been really fun to watch?

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Patrick McCracken's avatar

LOL just think it's an interesting matchup but yeah nothing has happened on their end so far.

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