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Is Sancho's finishing finally coming back down to Earth? Per Stats Perform, that's 1.26 xG from him alone today.

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Totally dominant, boring, un-Dortmund-esque performance from Dortmund. The chat made the match way more fun than it actually was. Thanks, as always, for participating, you guys. Hope you're all hanging in there. Enjoy your Saturdays.

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This guy Morey has had some nice moments. Wonder what he thinks about Hong Kong

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I would prefer the sound of rain to the sound of the fake crowd.

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"And a low goal probability, just 12 percent" says the announced. Twelve percent is pretty much the average goal probability of every shot in the Big Five leagues.

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The announcer just described a pass that went out of bounds from Grujic as "bisected the space between two players there".

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Here is my stats-based take on the match I'm still unable to watch. Tell me if I'm wrong: Dortmund are dominating possession and camping out in the final third, but they haven't been able to move the ball into the area. Everything builds up down the left side for them. Hertha, meanwhile, have been, like, half-dangerous on a couple of their possessions, but they just never have the ball.

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Looking at Dortmund's bench, it seems like we should get an extended Gio Reyna appearance today.

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I'm mad that my stream isn't frozen anymore.

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Jun 6, 2020Liked by Ryan O'Hanlon

Emrerging as a player that Can do it all

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Jun 6, 2020Liked by Ryan O'Hanlon

Impressive defensive showing.

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Jun 6, 2020Liked by Ryan O'Hanlon

Hakimi at CF

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Solid 0.18 xG from Hertha Berlin thus far.

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My FS2 stream is frozen. Anything could be happening right now.

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Axel Witsel never passes the ball forward. I love it.

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Who needs EBH when you have Can?

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Brandt as a false 9 type striker makes more sense than Hazard up front like last week

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The people want Reyna

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Brandt noooooooo

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Sancho noooooooooo

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So I think the reverse Ryan curse struck today, no chat for the Bayern game, so Goretzka gets a goal and an assist.

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Very important to see how the defense holds up without Hummels today

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Where’s Sam? Need that bet so we know how the game will go

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Is Sancho one of the more coveted EPL prospects in awhile being English w Brexit and domestic player roster requirements?

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Holy Sancho footwork

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Favre-ing in progress

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Guerrero in such great form the last few months

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Anyone catch the end of Leipzig-Paderborn? That was good old-fashioned man-down fun

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Eeek Guerriero that free kick. Is Dortmund good at set pieces?

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There was the Can thunder run, he collided with the CB at the 20 yard mark lol

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This will be my first extensive Grujic viewing in like 3 years

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Also, watching Emre Can "run" makes MY legs hurt

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Hertha has been playing well in the last couple of games. Expecting big things today against Dortmund

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