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Big fan of the "commit an obvious foul and then pretend I'm injured" move from Diego Carlos

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loving this match as a neutral. two likeable sides banging in goals.

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That wasn't even close to going in. Lukaku's gonna be sick when he sees the replay

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We're 80 minutes from Conte telling the world in his victory speech that his team is terrible and he needs more investment

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Clealry Sevilla took offence that someone else is trying to win their tropy.

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LMAO, diego carlos is wild man. CENTER BACK BICYCLE KICK

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for diego carlos to even try that lmfao

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Completely forgot that Inter signed Eriksen

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Head shots only!!!!!!!!!! My God

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Conte needs better players

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A poor attempt at Big Air from Lautaro Martínez

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Old Yeller Navas with the assist!

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lordy

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A yellow there is better for the match, but that probably should have been sending off, right?

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Carlos is on a one man mission to make his purchase cheaper for potential buyers.

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Great match for a neutral like me.

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i don't want his game to end. pls score inter.

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What a bloodbath in Sevilla’s box

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*insert U2 joke here*

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Love a good 30 yard attempt from a fullback

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Anybody think the Sevilla Europa dynasty is in trouble when Banega leaves?

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Is this game being played at high altitude?

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That might be the fastest I've ever seen Lautaro run, no wonder he dove, he tiiiired

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So much 'tude from both sides

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Lukaku starting to look like a guru Holywood elites would pay 1000s of dollars to visit weekly.

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2-0 Inter for me

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Any score predictions bois? Gimme 3-1 to Inter

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gg

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Inter have been flaccid since 90’... what a miserable lack of response

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Really rooting for inter now

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Both sides made some good defensive adjustments at halftime. That goal might just be the winner.

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diego carlos giving a penalty and a free-kick away that led to a goal. finally redeemed himself

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Conte throwing half the bench at the game, gotta be another goal in it one way or another

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How many times did Navas slide a low driven cross to Aguero? felt like a lot

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Ryan really does provide a lot of Substantive Commentary in these threads doesn’t he? xSC has really dropped in his absence

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Seville on a mission to put some respect on La Liga's name post Barca thrashing

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Loving this game. The second DeJong header was just so pretty.

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This would be a good time for the xG guess/reveal....

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Is this game being played at high altitude?

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why didn't i take the over :/

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De Jong's head going super saiyan

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Not sure I've ever seen a center back take the goal kick before

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I feel like I'm watching a modern Opera

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I feel like Conte is channeling Chuck Norris tonight.

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A harbinger for tomorrow. Thses guys are playing de-mob happy. Out of bubble tomorrow vibes all round.

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man Diego Godin used to be so good

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Head rocket

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diego carlos, expert in giving penalties away

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United gave that man away

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I have when the commentators pretend like strikers are "on fire" or "just can't stop scoring" after scoring a penalty to keep a scoring streak alive. Or the worst one is where they claim a player haunts a certain team after he scores a penalty against them. (Yes, I know in this case Lukaku also won the penalty so it is a bit different).

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