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Sam's avatar

Big fan of the "commit an obvious foul and then pretend I'm injured" move from Diego Carlos

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Jack Dawson's avatar

It was my go to when I had to play defense

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Miguel's avatar

genuinely thought he'd snapped his vertebrae

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Marc F's avatar

loving this match as a neutral. two likeable sides banging in goals.

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Sam's avatar

That wasn't even close to going in. Lukaku's gonna be sick when he sees the replay

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Max Willis's avatar

I honestly am convinced sometimes that striker's playing defense forget where they are and their instincts cause them to just react like normal and do anything they can to get the ball into the goal. For example, I swear in the Chelsea-Tottenham game in 2017 Batshuyai forgot where he was for a second and headed it into his own net thinking he was scoring (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPaP9VdOjQw) and I swear it looks like Lukaku does that here. Also....I could be an idiot

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Philip Johnston's avatar

You hate to see it

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Miguel's avatar

We're 80 minutes from Conte telling the world in his victory speech that his team is terrible and he needs more investment

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Miguel's avatar

Clealry Sevilla took offence that someone else is trying to win their tropy.

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Hans's avatar

[insert MJ 'and I took that personally' meme]

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Marc F's avatar

LMAO, diego carlos is wild man. CENTER BACK BICYCLE KICK

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Ryan Wright's avatar

for diego carlos to even try that lmfao

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Miguel's avatar

Completely forgot that Inter signed Eriksen

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stephen's avatar

so did they

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Miguel's avatar

I'm not gonna lie, he did look a little lost

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Hans's avatar

Head shots only!!!!!!!!!! My God

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Nate's avatar

Conte needs better players

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Miguel's avatar

A poor attempt at Big Air from Lautaro Martínez

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Miguel's avatar

Old Yeller Navas with the assist!

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Miguel's avatar

lordy

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Jesse Ziter's avatar

A yellow there is better for the match, but that probably should have been sending off, right?

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Miguel's avatar

the ref was too embarrassed to send the guy off for borderline dry humping

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Miguel's avatar

Carlos is on a one man mission to make his purchase cheaper for potential buyers.

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Rick B.'s avatar

Great match for a neutral like me.

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Ryan Wright's avatar

i don't want his game to end. pls score inter.

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Philip Johnston's avatar

I just don’t want Sevilla to win!

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Philip Johnston's avatar

What a bloodbath in Sevilla’s box

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Sam's avatar

*insert U2 joke here*

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Marc F's avatar

how many great saves has the Sevilla keeper had? uno? dos? tres? catorce!

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Philip Johnston's avatar

He keeps acting like it’s the end of the world

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Rick Mahan's avatar

Love a good 30 yard attempt from a fullback

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Hans's avatar

Anybody think the Sevilla Europa dynasty is in trouble when Banega leaves?

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Miguel's avatar

I feel like they'll just dust another maestro....

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Miguel's avatar

dust off*

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Nate's avatar

Coutinho to Sevilla, then?

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Hans's avatar

I LIKE IT, I LIKE IT A LOT

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Miguel's avatar

Is this game being played at high altitude?

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Hans's avatar

That might be the fastest I've ever seen Lautaro run, no wonder he dove, he tiiiired

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Hans's avatar

So much 'tude from both sides

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Miguel's avatar

Lukaku starting to look like a guru Holywood elites would pay 1000s of dollars to visit weekly.

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Sam's avatar

2-0 Inter for me

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DASH's avatar

Any score predictions bois? Gimme 3-1 to Inter

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stephen's avatar

gg

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Philip Johnston's avatar

Inter have been flaccid since 90’... what a miserable lack of response

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Philip Johnston's avatar

Really rooting for inter now

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Rick B.'s avatar

Both sides made some good defensive adjustments at halftime. That goal might just be the winner.

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Wesley's avatar

diego carlos giving a penalty and a free-kick away that led to a goal. finally redeemed himself

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Rick Mahan's avatar

Conte throwing half the bench at the game, gotta be another goal in it one way or another

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stephen's avatar

How many times did Navas slide a low driven cross to Aguero? felt like a lot

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Philip Johnston's avatar

Ryan really does provide a lot of Substantive Commentary in these threads doesn’t he? xSC has really dropped in his absence

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Miguel's avatar

Seville on a mission to put some respect on La Liga's name post Barca thrashing

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Swan's avatar

Loving this game. The second DeJong header was just so pretty.

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Miguel's avatar

This would be a good time for the xG guess/reveal....

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Hans's avatar

Sevilla 1.6 - Inter 1.3

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Miguel's avatar

Is this game being played at high altitude?

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stephen's avatar

why didn't i take the over :/

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Hans's avatar

Your better judgement. Italians are allergic to fast-paced games with lots of goals (sans Atalanta)

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Hans's avatar

De Jong's head going super saiyan

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Nate's avatar

Not sure I've ever seen a center back take the goal kick before

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Hans's avatar

I feel like I'm watching a modern Opera

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Hans's avatar

Between the fouls, the arguments, the coaches, and the goals. Man I hope PSG-Bayern moves this fast.

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Miguel's avatar

featuring James Harden Lasciarsi Cadere

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Miguel's avatar

I feel like Conte is channeling Chuck Norris tonight.

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Miguel's avatar

A harbinger for tomorrow. Thses guys are playing de-mob happy. Out of bubble tomorrow vibes all round.

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Sam's avatar

man Diego Godin used to be so good

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Miguel's avatar

Even the finest tugboats develop a little rust.

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Hans's avatar

Head rocket

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Wesley's avatar

diego carlos, expert in giving penalties away

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Miguel's avatar

it's his USP.

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Calvin's avatar

United gave that man away

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Samuel Stalls's avatar

I have when the commentators pretend like strikers are "on fire" or "just can't stop scoring" after scoring a penalty to keep a scoring streak alive. Or the worst one is where they claim a player haunts a certain team after he scores a penalty against them. (Yes, I know in this case Lukaku also won the penalty so it is a bit different).

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