Inter Milan and Sevilla. Same time as all these other games: 3 PM EST. I won’t be in the chat much, but I figured some of you might like a place where you can discuss today’s match/somehow find a way to make fun of Ivan Persic and/or Leon Goretzka. Enjoy!
I honestly am convinced sometimes that striker's playing defense forget where they are and their instincts cause them to just react like normal and do anything they can to get the ball into the goal. For example, I swear in the Chelsea-Tottenham game in 2017 Batshuyai forgot where he was for a second and headed it into his own net thinking he was scoring (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPaP9VdOjQw) and I swear it looks like Lukaku does that here. Also....I could be an idiot
I have when the commentators pretend like strikers are "on fire" or "just can't stop scoring" after scoring a penalty to keep a scoring streak alive. Or the worst one is where they claim a player haunts a certain team after he scores a penalty against them. (Yes, I know in this case Lukaku also won the penalty so it is a bit different).
Big fan of the "commit an obvious foul and then pretend I'm injured" move from Diego Carlos
It was my go to when I had to play defense
genuinely thought he'd snapped his vertebrae
loving this match as a neutral. two likeable sides banging in goals.
That wasn't even close to going in. Lukaku's gonna be sick when he sees the replay
I honestly am convinced sometimes that striker's playing defense forget where they are and their instincts cause them to just react like normal and do anything they can to get the ball into the goal. For example, I swear in the Chelsea-Tottenham game in 2017 Batshuyai forgot where he was for a second and headed it into his own net thinking he was scoring (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPaP9VdOjQw) and I swear it looks like Lukaku does that here. Also....I could be an idiot
You hate to see it
We're 80 minutes from Conte telling the world in his victory speech that his team is terrible and he needs more investment
Clealry Sevilla took offence that someone else is trying to win their tropy.
[insert MJ 'and I took that personally' meme]
LMAO, diego carlos is wild man. CENTER BACK BICYCLE KICK
for diego carlos to even try that lmfao
Completely forgot that Inter signed Eriksen
so did they
I'm not gonna lie, he did look a little lost
Head shots only!!!!!!!!!! My God
Conte needs better players
A poor attempt at Big Air from Lautaro Martínez
Old Yeller Navas with the assist!
lordy
A yellow there is better for the match, but that probably should have been sending off, right?
the ref was too embarrassed to send the guy off for borderline dry humping
Carlos is on a one man mission to make his purchase cheaper for potential buyers.
Great match for a neutral like me.
i don't want his game to end. pls score inter.
I just don’t want Sevilla to win!
What a bloodbath in Sevilla’s box
*insert U2 joke here*
how many great saves has the Sevilla keeper had? uno? dos? tres? catorce!
He keeps acting like it’s the end of the world
Love a good 30 yard attempt from a fullback
Anybody think the Sevilla Europa dynasty is in trouble when Banega leaves?
I feel like they'll just dust another maestro....
dust off*
Coutinho to Sevilla, then?
I LIKE IT, I LIKE IT A LOT
Is this game being played at high altitude?
That might be the fastest I've ever seen Lautaro run, no wonder he dove, he tiiiired
So much 'tude from both sides
Lukaku starting to look like a guru Holywood elites would pay 1000s of dollars to visit weekly.
2-0 Inter for me
Any score predictions bois? Gimme 3-1 to Inter
gg
Inter have been flaccid since 90’... what a miserable lack of response
Really rooting for inter now
Both sides made some good defensive adjustments at halftime. That goal might just be the winner.
diego carlos giving a penalty and a free-kick away that led to a goal. finally redeemed himself
Conte throwing half the bench at the game, gotta be another goal in it one way or another
How many times did Navas slide a low driven cross to Aguero? felt like a lot
Ryan really does provide a lot of Substantive Commentary in these threads doesn’t he? xSC has really dropped in his absence
Seville on a mission to put some respect on La Liga's name post Barca thrashing
Loving this game. The second DeJong header was just so pretty.
This would be a good time for the xG guess/reveal....
Sevilla 1.6 - Inter 1.3
Is this game being played at high altitude?
why didn't i take the over :/
Your better judgement. Italians are allergic to fast-paced games with lots of goals (sans Atalanta)
De Jong's head going super saiyan
Not sure I've ever seen a center back take the goal kick before
I feel like I'm watching a modern Opera
Between the fouls, the arguments, the coaches, and the goals. Man I hope PSG-Bayern moves this fast.
featuring James Harden Lasciarsi Cadere
I feel like Conte is channeling Chuck Norris tonight.
A harbinger for tomorrow. Thses guys are playing de-mob happy. Out of bubble tomorrow vibes all round.
man Diego Godin used to be so good
Even the finest tugboats develop a little rust.
Head rocket
diego carlos, expert in giving penalties away
it's his USP.
United gave that man away
I have when the commentators pretend like strikers are "on fire" or "just can't stop scoring" after scoring a penalty to keep a scoring streak alive. Or the worst one is where they claim a player haunts a certain team after he scores a penalty against them. (Yes, I know in this case Lukaku also won the penalty so it is a bit different).